The Rat 10:28 Thu May 14
Dress code for a date with a bit of a cunt
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Hi all
I'm a convincing post op tranny going for a hot date to a pub with a young guy who loves desert boots and polo shirts.
He's not my type really, in fact he's a bit of a cunt, but I feel a bit sorry for him and fancy my chances of taking his cherry after the carvery.
Any ideas what I should wear?
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Mr. Burns
10:29 Thu May 14
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Ha ha
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lab
10:30 Thu May 14
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A condom.
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ManorParkHammer
10:31 Thu May 14
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A clown outfit.
Would be funnier than this thread.
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,
10:32 Thu May 14
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Simply to tell us you're a post op tranny is insufficient.
Tell us more especially which direction you set off from and how far you are from your destination. Male to female or female to male?
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Johnson
10:33 Thu May 14
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ManorParkHammer 10:31 Thu May 14
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roltrader
10:33 Thu May 14
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link????
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The Rat
10:33 Thu May 14
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Male to female, but with a huge JOHNSON (ie cock)
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13 Brentford Rd
10:37 Thu May 14
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Ag ag
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plankton
10:40 Thu May 14
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Something quite tight and slick if you're going up his drainpipe, Mr Rat.
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Yanto
10:44 Thu May 14
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Excellent work Rat
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riosleftsock
10:46 Thu May 14
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Amazing how many logins Morley has got.
Does the man have no shame?
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chad sexington
10:46 Thu May 14
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The hot date would probably prefer a gerbil
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mallard
10:56 Thu May 14
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Pretend it's rag week and get him to feed it into your balloon knot
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stomper
11:27 Thu May 14
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I would suggest a bit of a condom
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The Rat
11:38 Thu May 14
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Thanks for the whomails of support.
And for the propositions (Johnson and Polite)
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Darlo Debs
11:42 Thu May 14
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Post op tranny....and yet people are suggesting you wear a condom????
Wonderbra might be more useful...and a smile
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Pancho
12:03 Fri May 15
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I like you Roland...
You have pizaaaz...
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penners28
12:04 Fri May 15
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If anyone knew what woody has gone through recently you'd do nothing but wish him good luck on his change in fortune. Not take the piss.
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The Rat
12:08 Fri May 15
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Well that was a waste of a £20 two for one with free top ups on veg and gravy.
I can't believe there is a man alive who has never heard of a woman with a huge penis and a hairy back.
Had to virtually rape the little blighter. Spit and tears, always best.
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the exile
12:29 Fri May 15
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Nice one Ratty.
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